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Crazed Cybermom

A doctor calls

Paying attention

Self-expression v School

Sunday dinner

Vegetarian?

Finding myself

A useful tip

Let them eat cake

The Jell-O cell

Atlas Momma

Call waiting

Sanity Cases and Chaos Magnets

"Important work" - Do's and Don'ts

The perils of "You've got mail"

Danger Boy

Scrub-a-dub kitty

The things kids say...

A ripping yarn

Orange juice ambush

Problem 'puters

Child Services will probably be called

A faster New World?

My Day (no particular day, could be any day)

Don't disturb the neighbors

Things we do because we love our children

Dogs, Drunks and Wasps (Oh my!)

Red, paint it RED

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Crazed Cybermom

Not one of the "other moms"

Crazed Cybermom "Those days"...we all have them. Some of us more than others.

This section of our site takes a look at some of the more chaotic moments in the life of our own "Crazed Cybermom".

Don't disturb the neighbors

9.00 pm this evening - me outside on patio, teenage daughter (Pixie) upstairs in bedroom listening to music (Pink - if you are interested), window open...

...so I shout up to the open window..."Pixie"

no answer

I shout again..."Pixie"

...and again..."Pixie..."

"...Pixie..."

"...Pixie..."

"...Pixie!!!"

head pops out of window

"What?"

"Turn the music down please"

"What?"

"Turn the music down please"

"Hang on..."

head disappears, music is turned down a little, head reappears

"What did you say?"

"I said would you please turn your music down"

"Pardon?"

"Please turn your music down"

"I can't hear you"

"You will disturb the Neighbors, its too loud, TURN___YOUR___MUSIC___DOWN!"

"Hang on..."

head disappears, music is turned down a little more, head reappears

"OK I only heard half of that, my CD player was on...what did you want me for?"

"I wanted you to turn your music down"

"I have turned my music down"

"I know that, but you haven't turned it down enough"

"What?"

"TURN___YOUR___MUSIC___DOWN___NOW!!!"

"Alright, alright, there's no need to yell!"

head disappears, music is turned off, head reappears

"Yeah?"

"Please don't have that up loud like that"

"Eh? What do you want?"

...long pause...

"I wanted to tell you to turn the music down so you didn't disturb the Neighbors but I think we are beyond that now"

"Well you can't tell me about being noisy, you're the one out here yelling..."

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